Bhag mallya mallya
The
first time I saw a Kingfisher was in your label. Even now never seen the bird
in the concrete jungle, where I live. Heard ED had issued 3rd notice. Don’t
know how much they can issue as per their SoP. You were poster boy of the
country a few years ago. You were celebrated as a patriot when you brought back
the Tipu Sultan sword a decade ago from an English auction house. But good
times have changed. Along with you even Tipu Sultan is being made
controversial.
“God”…. Now I remember you even bringing
Mahatma’s things over auction. But sure ‘Father of The Nation’ will be spared
from petty politics. We Indians are well known to forget things too fast. As we
forgot your deeds of patriotism we will soon forget your financial mischief’s and
you will come out same old flamboyant , maybe Phoenix be your brand symbol
then.
You were
the first desi to change the outlook of
our Indian calendars you were our banner to say to the world that even India
have zero size models. Those poor things, have you taken them along with you.
In
India it had always been a scene that the borrower (mainly farmers) commit suicide owing to the
lenders pressure. It’s you who is set to change that bourgeois tic custom, as don’t know how many lenders are to
die unnatural deaths.
Many
suggest you in tabloids to sell off your cruise, jet, F1 team some dump heads suggest even your brewery shares. But being a real
well wisher I would suggest , take on all notices, lead a cool life in a
English county for few years, then a time will come when a finance minister
will announce that your case is settled by sending few retired bank officers
behind bars and writing off your debts by introducing .5% entertainment cess.
Till then Bhag Mallya Bhag.
Forgot a
personal question, Is your son’s spikes still erect.
A Thought The Other Way Round
Hareesh Aravindakshan.
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